I don't really remember. Those days are blurry from all the lines of cheeto dust I snorted back in '98.

This would be really, really great. I can't get over how great this would be.

There was also that short-lived animated series on Saturdays. I remember liking it, but I wasn't really old enough to be discerning when it came out.

The mimes in the Acropolis.

I heard that Presbyterianism was invented by a can of baking soda.

Most religious texts have been written the exact same way.

I remember when "extreme" was drinking 12 Surges in a row before wasting your kid brother in a round of Mortal Kombat 2. What has this world come to? Can we even feel anymore?

Reminds me of some of the orgies I've thrown.

It will surely be this generation's 8-Mile.

I heard that if you play it backwards you can distinctly hear the phrase "Satan is ok." Also the physical copies give out a human shriek if immolated.

They missed their chance to make Erik Estrada the bad guy. Do a whole "he used to work for us, now he works against us" bit.

I'm fairly sure it means 52 frames, as in every animator was tasked with creating 52 frames for the finished film. I agree, though, it isn't explained very clearly. It took me a minute to understand what was meant.

In Chicken, Queef, and Sriracha flavors!

Congratulations, brother!

*chunklupa*

Disappointing? Those artificial ingredients are what keep me curvy and orange! My liver is 49% Merthiolate-iodine-formalin.

Taco Bell to remove artificial colors and flavors from most of its food.

Most of our moms have been pretending to put him in prison for the last two decades.

Danny Trejo as Hadji. One Direction as Johnny. Rick Moranis as Dr. Quest. Christopher Guest as Race Bannon. Carol Burnet as Bandit.

My wife gives me the old "Dewey Truman" on birthdays and anniversaries.