I’m preparing for the “Knicks trade Rose to Minnesota for Rubio” tweet, followed by the “Knicks also get Minnesota’s 2018 2nd round pick” tweet, followed by the “check that, it’s a 2018 first rounder in the deal” tweet, followed by the “I’m sure I’m hearing this wrong, but sources say it’s the Knicks sending their…

You hate fire ants when they’re on anybody else’s team, but you love them when they’re on your side.