Have to admit; the fact that Mitsubishi assigned a team of engineers and dedicated six months to creating the world’s greatest fidget spinner sort of warms my heart. If I were Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk this would be the sort of thing I would spend my money on, right after I tasked a team of engineers to create a working…

“Controversial” for American network television just means that it has a mostly black cast who talk openly about the fact that they’re not treated exactly like white people in some kind of post-racial utopia.

Peter Griffin ~ “This reminds me of that time I was in an early episode of Family Guy.”

“Protests are fine and all, but I wish people would keep it to themselves.”

That athletes kneeling during the national anthem is even controversial makes me sad-ish.

Gawd, I would hate something like that. It would feel like working at the register at McDonalds.

The magsafe itself is not a problem . . . what IS a problem and has always been, ever since I bought my first Macbook/iBook (back to around 2002 at least) is that juncture between the power cord and the plug part . . . you know (I’m sure EVERYBODY knows) where the cord tends to bend . . . and *fray.* Seriously, I have…

The only time I took first place happened because I hunkered down in a small building with 5 people left. The protected area just so happened to keep centered on my little shack (with no roof) and I sat terrified for minutes as I listened to gunfire and waited for someone to come in and wreck my shit. I felt like a…

Exactly. I mean, maybe not PP in this case, but whenever you start “editing content for ‘the public good,’” you have to then question who’s doing the editing and what their agenda is. Given the long, thorny process of legally attempting to define what is “Art” and/or what is “Porn”, there is no way any decision will…

block sites that feature “sexual content”

You should read more Kotaku, it’s clearly Street Fighter 69

What I think will actually help stop teens from internalizing harmful ideas from porn (ie biology ideas, copy violence, body insecurities) is comprehensive sex-education that addresses porn as an acted-out fantasy rather than a documentary.

It’s worth noting the only cable internet provider in state (i.e., the ISP most everyone uses,) is called Cox. Commence jokes.

If Roger Stone is like a father to you, you’re probably already in hell.

But if you read the article carefully, the camera only pops up after you open the camera app AND switch to the selfie camera. So this would probably double the time it would take to take a selfie. Luckily I don’t take selfies.

The fact that it’s not even in journalistic parlance - ‘President Trump not at White House’ would be the stylistically correct phrase - and rather typed in a personal tone makes it even more hilarious. You can almost see and FEEL the CBSN chyron writer turning his head and doing a deadpan Jim-face stare into the…

Nothing screams “I belong to a more intelligent race” like using your own picture on the barely-pseudonymous Twitter account you use to post white nationalist nonsense.

“The President is, once again, not in the White House, but rather golfing, lunching, and tweeting at one of his private resorts.

We remind you that this is the man who said he ‘would not have time for golf’ if elected President, and that at his current clip, he will eclipse the total number of days that President Obama…

I’m really here for the chyron on the bottom of the screen. That’s some low key shade CBSN, and I LOVE IT

Growing up on a farm my first thought was “Man all those little hinge areas are going to get filled up with hay and dirt” Then again I guess that’s what the silverado is for.