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With feet like that, you’ll be lucky to master a belt buckle.
Off-brand, but my go-to at Wendy’s is two cheap cheeseburgers and 4 piece spicy nuggets. Toss the nuggets onto the burgers and enjoy.
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve found I prefer, say, 4 smaller plates of food to one ludicrous one. It’s way easier to hit that ‘sweet spot’ of full but not in agony, and you don’t waste that potato salad that looked amazing but was awful.
I can only imagine spending an entire shift babysitting adults about how plates work, or standing at the end of a buffet line making people throw away individual kernels of corn just to meet the maximum weight limit
If there were a weight limit, people would just gamify the system the same way. Use every ounce they’re allowed to have on the plate, then sit at the scale picking off individual baby carrots/corn kernels (and tossing them into the garbage) until they got down to exactly the weight limit.
1) you’d still have food…
“ these types of perishable fruits and veggies were probably discarded at the end of each day anyways. “
If I buy a dozen cucumbers, they will last (according to Google) 1-2 days. If I slice them up and sit them out at room temperature, anything not eaten will be gross within a couple hours. And that doesn’t even take…
I’ve been hating on people who hate on hipsters since before hipsters were even a thing.
“False-floor cargo bay...All hatchbacks should have this!”
I have a Pontiac Vibe, which has a similar door/flap. But that’s where my spare tire lives. I’m curious - is there’s room in there for a donut?
That said, that space is totally handy in my car; just enough room for some disc golf disks and cargo straps.
Way to bury the lede - there’s a Nerf Dash button? In the future, I’ll be able to attach it to my blaster and order drone-delivered darts to me?
#thefuckingfutureisnow
“The oldest has a 3DS but he’s a bit careless about leaving the games lying around.”
The best laid plans of mice and men...
If I had a dollar for every time I heard some 50+ year old person bitch about CFL bulbs taking too long to get bright, I’d be rich, though.
Still working on replacing my stockpile of MicroUSB cables with USB-C; hopefully they put those on sale sometime.
Still working on replacing my stockpile of MicroUSB cables with USB-C; hopefully they put those on sale sometime.
I mean, you don’t have to move your furniture, but unless there’s some sort of edger, aren’t you going to end up with a half inch of dirty carpet around every foot/part that touches the ground?
I mean, you don’t have to move your furniture, but unless there’s some sort of edger, aren’t you going to end up…
My boss always gets jalapeno and pineapple (or sometimes jalapeno and pineapple and ham). It is delicious either way.
I just watched Captain Fantastic the other day and couldn’t stop giggling whenever Virgo Morgenstein came on screen.
“we’re now convinced that a giant pink swan head intake needs to be a stock option on the new Bronco.”
Greeeaaaat. So a new reason to freak out in the middle of the night when this thing mysteriously activates.
Greeeaaaat. So a new reason to freak out in the middle of the night when this thing mysteriously activates.
I’m in Nebraska, and exactly that scenario happens numerous times every winter. Someone starts their car, runs inside with the keys in it, and the car is stolen.