“she’s gonna sing the theme song for Stranger Things? Let’s get her booked!”

Is the Mustang above a sailboat, though? I mean, it would be faster on water, but still...

But they directly hit a relatively tiny transmitter dish. It seems like they have an incredible degree of accuracy...

Going slower than the flow of traffic doesn’t put the slow car at any increased risk of accident, but it forces other drivers (99% of which won’t be in self-driving cars) to either brake or change lanes

Or have Chris Pratt sneak on board with a load of xenomorph eggs, reprise his Owen Grady role from Jurassic World as he trains up his own personal army.
Cut to the ship entering orbit of LV-426

“And at the angle the Death Star was at its emergence, there was no time to manuever for a square-on shot.”

Now I’m doubting my memory, but wasn’t the destruction of Jedha’s capital a direct hit on the city? I really couldn’t get a sense of how far away from the city that stronghold was.

It just seems like the blast zone of a giant laser would be plenty destructive, likely instantly vaporizing whatever it directly hit.

“They even aimed the fire pattern to obliterate the relay dish to save precious seconds instead of waiting for the implosion/earthquake to take the comms offline.”

“You just know some dweeb from marketing spent hours on fonts and Pantone swatches “

‘No, we need a slightly lighter grey for the accents, or it’ll clash with the other 5 grays in the room’

I was just waiting for the hard drive clipped to Jyn’s belt to get caught in that thing, jam the iris and trap her there

It was Galen’s greatest act of sabotage. Any fucking stormtroopers fall into the garbage, and ‘BAM. Dead stormtrooper.’ Death by a thousand cuts was his endgame, and Luke had to go and screw it all up with his proton torpedoes.

And yet people continue to steal it, when it would be so easy to improve upon...

I think it totally depends on the group you’re playing with. I was at a birthday thing a couple weeks ago, and every chosen answer was just the ‘balls deep in a squealing pig’ or equivalent ‘absurd’ card. Anything remotely clever got ignored, and while English was everyone’s first language, every other hand seemed to…

If Cards against Humanity had made their product red and green with the same layout and similar box shape/design, maybe that would be true, but that’s not what’s going on in the examples above.

The damn couple in the photo above

The damn couple in the photo above

Meh. Everybody in my group kicked in 10 bucks when it first came out, and I think we’d all agree the cost was worth it. Is 5 bucks a person that much of an investment?

Meh. Everybody in my group kicked in 10 bucks when it first came out, and I think we’d all agree the cost was worth…

I think there are a couple of fan-made expansions that add new events, but I feel like these guys could make a killing off of semi-randomized add-ons. After 15 games, I’d gladly pay 10 bucks for 4 random packs of cards with objectives.

I think there are a couple of fan-made expansions that add new events, but I feel like these guys could make a…

Exactly. I think it was our 4th game, and we ended up dragging out to a couple hours because nobody wanted to over-commit and get wiped out, but what’s the average length for old-school Risk?

Exactly. I think it was our 4th game, and we ended up dragging out to a couple hours because nobody wanted to…

Alright, kids. Fitted sheet. Nobody wants your bodily fluids and skin cells on their non-launderable air matress.

Alright, kids. Fitted sheet. Nobody wants your bodily fluids and skin cells on their non-launderable air matress.