“I’m always the 26th dude to the party. I should think about getting a new time piece.”
“I’m always the 26th dude to the party. I should think about getting a new time piece.”
I mean, hopefully she used 25.
Although, the image of a line of dudes reusing the same messy condom one after the other is making me laugh much more than it should.
Well, the mythical being of Santa Clause may have originally been based on a Middle Eastern guy, but that really doesn’t mean every portrayal should be of a guy from Norway. Every culture that has a Santa character in their tradition portrays him differently. Obviously, there are black people who dress up as Santa…
Agreed. I think the issue is that the only time most of us hear a reference to something she said, it’s after a particularly batshit comment - such as the ‘Santa is real, and he’s white’ situation - and we can pretty easily just assume everything else she says must be as ridiculous. Obviously, there’s more to her…
Men’s Rights Activist?
Well, we can’t pick family. If uncle Terry has a drinking problem, but tells great stories about living in Singapore, sometimes you’ve just got to roll with it and enjoy the positives; he’s not going anywhere.
And friends in the inner circle can be the same - Cheryl might be a *little bit* racist, but damn, she makes a…
The Stepford Reporters - there are dozens of Kellys in a bunker somewhere, just waiting to take over for the two on air today.
Shit, just line them just outside the foul-ball line against the walls. It’d make peeing an adventure.
Another product of the efficiency issue is that you've got a fixed battery capacity. Looking around, it looks like 5,000 mAh will charge a typical phone a couple times, but how efficient is wireless charging? If that 5,000 mAh only gets you one charge, is it really worth the benefit of not carrying a 3 inch charging…
Another product of the efficiency issue is that you've got a fixed battery capacity. Looking around, it looks like…
"switch up means the phone sticks out of my shirt pocket because the cable is underneath."
Also, I shuddered at what kind of strain that would put on your power cable and/or charging port.
"switch up means the phone sticks out of my shirt pocket because the cable is underneath."
Also, I shuddered at what…
i couldn't find the model with bluetooth, though. Am I supposed to trigger the camera with my aura, or what?
I always squish my butts flat to discourage children from smoking them. If you leave them next to uneaten hamburgers, some kid is going to get hungry and then want a puff.
I've got a 2.5 year old nephew, and he'd have no probleb (at least in the physical difficulty sense) stealing some cards. He'd be in for a reckoning with his mom, but it wouldn't be too much of a challenge.
That said, I'm pretty terrible guessing ages; it's entirely possible the kid was a little older. But the headline…
One day, a guy came in and was trying to trade in some games that were clearly not his. He brought in games that he took from RedBox and tried to remove the security tag from the center rim of the disk. We told him we couldn't take the games and gave them back to him. He pleaded and said he needed the money and we…
You majored in Gangnam Style?!?!?!!!?
I just replaced all the redacted bits with profanity that fit the sentence structure, and I'm starting to think they're onto something, here.
I'm honestly curious about how this approach constitutes misogyny, especially any more than the season mentioned where fans picked between two women before the start of the season.
I may have been falling asleep, but it sounded like the season is going to start with 2 women and ~20 men, and one of the women would be…
Insert penis where??!!!?!??!?!?
Insert penis where??!!!?!??!?!?
"$75—before tax and the $18.00 service charge"
Is this a Beverly Hills thing, charging an extra 20% to have your food actually brought to your table? Or is this just an automatic gratuity (for a party of 2)?
I'm honestly confused. Were you supposed to pay 20% and then tip, too?