but hey, they took it back!

moonlight won best picture. warren beatty screwed up reading the card.

And, because footage of people falling and appearing to sustain no major injuries may be funny to you as well,

Trump’s gonna show them this One Weird Trick that he guarantees will revitalize our economy*.

Well. SHE certainly did not persist.

Seeing as other people are going with penises and I like to be all-inclusive:

Those are both very good dogs

Backwards and in heels, you know?

Particularly shocking given Uber’s stellar reputation as a safe convoy for female passengers.

Wait, why is he interviewing dictators for a position in his cabinet?!?!

My issue with this is (and has been argued in other court cases) that since there is no stop of the driver it’s not really enforcement, it’s taxation on bad behavior.

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

Well said. It’s “productive” for me to blame her and my Berniebro friends because it makes me feel good, and that’s one of the few comforts I have right now. So, yeah. Vindictiveness level? Expert.

Oh, also, Susan? I can blame you AND ALSO productively work to mitigate and change the situation you helped create. …

I also get pissed when people who have been independent voters suddenly want a say in who wins the democratic leadership.

Fuck Susan Sarandon. When she was saying Trump would be better than Clinton (because at the time that was the choice) she advocated that with Trump there might be a revolution. Fuck your spoiled, privileged, white lady life. Bitch doesn’t know the first thing about revolution. People fucking die in revolutions. …

...and to be quiet or to be depressed or to blame me is not productive, so that’s what I would say about that.

It’s funny she phrased her sexual orientation’s up for grabs, because so are our pussies now, courtesy partially of all the third party voters.

I’m being a little OTT- obviously I don’t think too lowly of Chris Hayes, since I watched the segment in the first place. And I did want to slap her on his behalf at the “you consider yourself a journalist, right?” part.

This isn’t accurate on a number of counts.

Do you honestly not remember how the Syrian Civil War started? It had nothing to do with ISIS or any other “terrorists.” Are you seriously just here to repeat the Syrian regime’s talking points, because that’s exactly what that little recounting was.