He looks like the type of guy who says he’ll pull out, doesn’t, and then refuses to go halfsies on Plan B with you.

Re: Always having one door out the door: I know a married couple in their early 50s who have one 24 year old daughter. He never got the vasectomy his wife wanted him to get (even though they decided on having just one child) because he said, “What if you die and I marry a younger woman who wants kids?”

I'm just sorry this doesn't have more stars.

I’m not sure if it was intentional or a typo, but “We all also love in different states” is the best.

4 carat citrine with a bunch of diamonds on either side.