There was a lot of tinkering with this one. My goal was "how can I distill this legitimate scientific study into the simplest and dumbest-sounding synopsis possible?" I think I succeeded spectacularly, tbh.

This might be my favorite headline you've ever written, old chum.

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My opinion is that something horrible happened to Jackie. I don't know if it was a three-hour gang rape by seven guys, as she told RS, or being forced into oral sex by a smaller number, as she originally told her friends. But she's consistently said she was raped by multiple people, she was clearly traumatized, and…

I'm pretty sure most of them have paying big boy/girl jobs. be it army, PR or high finance, theater, arts, architecture, law, real estate management, etc, etc.

To be honest, there's no shortage of good bud in the city—and I'm from the Northwest, so I speak from a certain level of experience. :)

I am so happy right now. I have the most blissful smile on my face. Thank you.

I realize you're just trolling, but lots of other people are asking the same question in less obnoxious ways.

Ahh, good. It's always important to have people around "just raising questions".

Hi Robby! Thanks for stopping by! One small correction: I don't think you've ever "reported" a goddamn thing in your life. (And because I know you're going to do this, either here or in my Twitter mentions, which you and your friends are currently stink-clouding up with your Feelings, I have a master's degree in…

If I had a libertarian magazine, I'd be trying hard to avoid confirming the stereotype of libertarians as being strictly out of touch white men who mistake their own chin-stroking blatherings for insight.

"something about this story doesn't feel right."