I’m a fat guy. Not a chubby guy or a husky guy but a really fucking fat, going to die young if I can’t figure out how to fix myself fat guy. For any of you women out there that are fat like me, fat in the way that you’re killing yourself slowly just by existing the way you do - every time you feel the urge to spend…

As a California resident I’m annoyed by how we aren’t looking at the bigger picture, AS WELL as the individual water usage. The use of California’s water supply toward animal agriculture is over 40% greater than non-industrial use. Citing the Pacific Institute:

It seems like a bit of propaganda-spin too. Suddenly the onus of responsibility is on the person receiving the memo / email / info by mistake, or overhearing something they shouldn’t have.

I am with you... the term ‘hacking’ comes from the idea of hacking together parts, or breaking something apart to alter it’s purpose. This has been adapted to mean the same thing in the software/programming/computing world, as well as breaking or exploiting hardware designs. Snooping over someone’s shoulder is just…

... we really need to come up with a better term than visual hacking, if for no greater reason than that I am going to suffer a serious head injury rolling my eyes as hard as I feel compelled to every time I read such a ridiculous organization of words.

Your bangs + that eyeliner

Successfully hiding my Steven Gerard forehead for a decade...

This article is dumb as hell. Have you ever heard of Anna Wintour? Angelica Huston? No? Well, here are my bangs. Look how sad and childish I am!

Or perhaps his name was Hazel Motes?

If someone wants to cut out a couple more calories, that’s their deal. I just don’t care and I don’t see why anyone else would either. I don’t think pizza blotting is a big enough deal to write a demented article about....but this is taking my mind off the shooting in Oregon.

What, and not eat pizza? What kind of monster are you!?

This. I bought the pizza I can eat it how I want. Of course, I only blot to avoid spilling grease on myself but this article made me want to go buy a $1 slice and blot it out of spite. Next they are going to tell me that putting crushed red pepper or Parmesan cheese (depending on the quality of the pizza) is rude too.…

It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.