No, I got the joke, I was expanding on it in my own way.

I do believe that we should be critical of things that we might have made exceptions for (like childhood stories) but also I still think Beauty and the Beast is one of the stories that you can make it seem bad if you want to but you can also make it seem really good. I always saw it as the importance of kindness and…

I just feel like the Beast should look better than that in the year 2016?

I was saying “take a breath” in the context of someone saying “Our country is going to collapse”.

Too much Shiplap.

Remember when Matthew MacConaughey thanked himself, his past self and his future self, and no one else? Why are we not still mocking that? That speech deserved actual scorn.

UGH that dress was gorgeous she should have worn it anyway. Instead now every time I think about Anne’s Oscar I think about how bad the darting was on that Prada dress.

Make America Grope Again.

I can’t really imagine that in even the most mutual, long term, consensual relationship being “grabbed by the pussy” is a positive thing.

I know. Like, I scrub myself all over, shave all of my body hair, shampoo, and deep condition when I shower. It takes maybe 15 minutes.

Seriously why. WHHHHHHHY HOW LONG ARE YOUR SHOWERS. She’s Kramer!

Semi-hard pass.

Internal disease, no, but ask someone who’s had athlete’s foot how comfortable that is. Treatment can take months because of how far that fungus digs in to your toenails.

No, but both can get you sick. Athlete’s foot, toenail fungal diseases, etc... are a very real thing and people get them from not washing their feet and just assuming, like several of you are, that standing in soapy water is good enough.

Yeah I get in between the toes even. You people are savages.

This sounds like laziness. If you’re going to be in the shower why wouldn’t you also wash your legs? It takes like 20 seconds.

Who ARE you people?

I always wash my feet because that’s one of the things that separates us from the animals.

That’s disgusting. Seriously, wash your feet. They are cesspools of bacteria, and no, “gravity” bringing the soap water down isn’t enough. That’s how things like Athlete’s Foot and other foot and toenail infections spread.

I mean, I don’t sit there and scour them like I’m trying to get caked-on grease off my good frying pans (unless, of course, I was doing something like wandering through a muddy area), but I do use a washcloth and soap on them.