Nicely said. I will say, however, that Bobby Duncum Jr. would’ve been a bonafide star had he not passed away at a young age.

“I am Jack’s utter disdain for maintenance requests...”

They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?

Don’t though. Balloons end up in water/forests/etc and animals try to eat them.

I would totally watch this as a tv show, a la Great British Bake-off/Project Runway hybrid.

For you!

I want more details about how we are supposed to decipher these hats!

I want to hear more. Do you have knowledge of like what certain shapes and details say?

Is there a good place to read more about British hat-nuance and what they indicate?

Not to alarm you, but Ascot hats are a British Class Designator.

Yeah, my initial reaction was that of all that insanely frivolous things I am sure he’s blown his money on, this seems downright trivial. Given how much money he made off HST, seems like a fitting tribute. Not as crazy as, say, planning to buy memorabilia from a John Dillinger auction while you are literally going…

This year will be the first to have a White House Correspondents’ Dinner with no media invited.

Life comes at your quick when you’re a Nazi, huh? I guess actions really do have consequences.

Worked for Steve Austin!

I don’t care if anyone like to get peed on, I care about whether they’re shitting on the rest of our country.

“Papa Don’t Preach”= Separation of Church and State Champion

I also loved “The luckiest woman in the world, Oprah’s BFF Gayle King” because where is the lie?

I just can’t.

Was it actually Chapstick brand, or just store brand lipbalm? These are things we need to know. #ethicsinlipbalm