I once innocently ate a small bag of sugar-free jelly beans that had Xylitol as the sweetener and after about 20 minutes I actually thought I was going to die...or maybe I just wished for the sweet release of death...I can’t quite remember. In any event it was NO BUENO.
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Word. I put my cat, Felix, on a diet one time and he was not happy about it (the fights were terrible) and one evening during the diet, one of my neighbors made me and my boyfriend some pot brownies. I told my boyfriend to make sure the brownies were put away before he went to bed because Felix was on a rampage and…
Dont trust unattended brownies, people. They’re bad news.
My auntie made diabetic brownies which uses that artificial sugar you don’t want to eat too much of because it gives you diarrhea and gad something bad. She leaves them out and comes back later to see half the pan was gone. Turns out her husband ate half of the pan by himself. He’s driving down the road when the need…
You want to know what broadcasters want to say when criticized by viewers or listeners? “I don’t call you at work to tell you how to flip the burgers, honey.” A meteorologist has studied long and hard for that degree - and having to meet all sorts of appearance expectations from television producers is a pain in the…
He’s absolutely got a textbook and lifelong case of narcissistic personality disorder and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s got unrelated physiological issues (alzheimers, etc) now too. It’s beyond horrifying that so many people cannot see how unfit he is for anything.
I think his people just shove him in a coffin like the vampire he is and then fly him around. He has no idea where he is or how far he has traveled.
I would have had some doubts, but Catherine tweeted* that paternity had long-since been established before JD started rumbling about it, and the paternity question was really more of a storyline for the show. She can be crazy and manipulative, but I believe her on this.
There are very few celebs that I would be truly interested in hanging with, but Captain Lee is on the short list. I’m jealous!
YAS Southern Charm. The vague racism and overt classism compounded with the actions of total fools who have a stupid amount of money is catnip.
OMG. The poem about dead fish going to heaven!! What on earth did I witness? All to get into the pants of a low-rent wanna-be Hooter’s Girl?
Also, enjoy your threesome being played on national TV!
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Ha that’s exactly what my husband was saying last night. No one can compare to Captain Lee’s signature zero tolerance policy on bullshit. He's the hero we deserve.
I hope so.
Bethenny has lost me completely. She has become screechy and humorless, and I am so sick of her self-righteous rants that I actually found myself yelling, “shut the fuck up already” at my TV last night. As for Carole, she has become the human embodiment of Eeyore cloaked in an array of Forever XXI sweaters.
Taye Doggs is intrigued...
Randi I’m not sure. He must’ve gotten a savvier intern to manage his feed? For five years I would randomly respond to particularly galling tweets with a clever “go fuck yourself, Donald” or a pithy “You’re an asshole”.
I’ll be wearing “wettable and covers it all the fuck up.” Because I’m an old.