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As a feminist, I'll not patronize this exploitative garbage, and instead will jerk off to traditional hardcore pornography.

are you JJ Abrams

Harvey the Dog

The characters are always usually more of a greatest hits version which there's really no way around but I think the show really goes in its own direction nicely starting with season two. The episodes start getting more concepty and it builds up its own weird universe. It's good now.

His last name is "Yankovic" not "La Carte" and no, I don't think he'll hurt the show at all.

Yes, if you are playing Mavis Beacon Teaches Photography

When the rest of the country's dog name registries are inexplicably made available for public consumption I'm sure the Internet will make an infographic for it as well.

I'd add "Crazy Train" to "The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station", like right when it hits the chorus have the part where the train is coming at the screen and then everyone in the crowd loses their fucking mind.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?

G….Good……jooooooooooooooob????

I'm quite serious. What exactly do you want him to do? You've said the same thing over and over while literally saying nothing. Use a few of the thousand words you're pumping out to make a coherent statement.

Are you doing a bit?

If there's one thing the Democratic party has, it's plenty of money. If Trump wins it's not going to be because the Dems ran out of cash halfway through and had to switch to only airing poorly produced local ads at 2 am for the last 3 weeks of the race.

This celeb CLAIMS he's concerned about genocide in the Sudan, yet here he is eating french fries at Wendy's! Checkmate, liberals!

Wendy's With Paul Rust and Subway with Fran Gillespie are the two that stand out, as far as I can remember.

OK, so what exactly do you want?

PICK A SIDE, MILK HOTEL. YOU'RE EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US.

Chingy was stung to death by wasps.

*vroooom*