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As other people have said, this is different than “Local Mom Runs Marathon,” which you would be right to be irritated by, I am.

Right. This is calling out the relationship of the perpetrator to the victims. Unlike if it’s just a car accident and the headline is “Mother Killed In Highway Crash”.

prayers because at this point in time this community needs exactly that, we need prayer

“Lady stabs four children to death; officials speculate that it may have something to do with the fact that they were related to her.”

Annnd we’re back to standard Margaret Attwood, after the inverse Attwood committed by that malignant narcissist woman.

Do you do the laser on all of your pubic hair? This is my dream, but I will never have the $$$.

So Im just offering some insight rather than trying to argue or anything, because I agree with what you said.

It’s no coincidence waxing day is the week before my period.

And when a man shaves his face, that’s so that he can look like a young boy again?

Hey, thank you for 1: telling me what I should do with my body 2: condescending the fuck out of me, and 3: being ignorant as hell.

I was thinking that but then I realised that I shave my bits before a doctor has to go near them and brush my teeth before I see the dentist and sometimes I stack the plates for my restaurant server.

I invested in some cheap Groupon lasering. While the hair isn’t totally gone, it definitely grows quite a bit slower. That makes life infinitely easier. One bikini wax lasts like, 3 months now.

Right? I can literally remove every hair from my entire body, head included, and I’m still not going to pass as a kid. My adult hips and fun bags on my chest are definitely going to ruin that illusion for any weirdos, I swear.

I’m not disturbed by hair, but I do notice that in both the lady bits and the arm pits, the more hair there is, the more prone I am to end-of-the-day funkiness. Bald bits tend to last longer in the freshness department.

I never knew it was an option until I was in college. Nothing like 8 years of having blood clots dry into your luxurious Jewish bush to convince you to get rid of the hair forever.

And on the other hand, key facts that are actually accurate will be remembered more handily bc music helps us recall things!

They are. There’s no WTA rule against playing in shorts and there are a few women that do, but most prefer skirts for some reason. When I played tennis in high school, it was a mix of skirts and shorts. The skirt-ers swore up and down it was more comfortable and allowed freer motion than shorts.

That’s some serious Medea* shit right there.

Those doll’s eyes freak me the fuck out.

They are allowed to play in shorts. Dresses or a top and skirt can be more comfortable. When I played (recreationally), I preferred to wear a dress.