The awesomeness is definitely a factor. I hyphenated because my maiden name is really boring (and was changed by my granddad anyway, so it's not like it has a long history) and my husband's name sounds super exotic and exciting in my country but is one that's sadly often looked down on in his home country (where we'll…

I haven't been given a cheque for a million years, but I haven't had this problem with anything else, either — when I send each invoice it has my bank details on, so the payer has my name right there.

Ha!

You know what? I do keep my legs together when I sit, and I don't wear anything "teensy tiny" – crotch coverage really isn't an issue. But non-clingy skirts on unexpectedly breezy days have occasionally proved a problem, hence the need for big knickers to provide bum coverage.

I'm suddenly having flashbacks to the time I was in line at Quiznos and the bloke in front of me had the waistband of his trousers actually BELOW HIS BUM. Full pants exposure above the trousers. I have no idea how he was managing to keep them up. It was sort of mesmerising, like when TI wears a hat at a totally…

Hee, that reminds me of when I was single and trying to be sexy, and would wear my usual thongs for comfort… but then have a fancy, lacy, beautiful pair of big knickers that I'd nip to the loo and change into at the last minute! Thongs are purely practical for me.

Showing ones knickers might be trashy, be they thong or shorts-style… but surely if you can't tell what sort of knickers a girl's got on they can't possibly be judged trashy?

I just prefer to be comfortable, so I choose thongs.

I think as others have said if there's actual vulva-to-denim contact, they're just the wrong knickers. I'm a perma thong wearer!

Me too, exactly. Can't stand wearing anything but a thong during the day, and can't stand wearing any knickers at all during the night.

This is fascinating! I'd never really given it any thought before, but I now realise I find the "big knickers" annoying because there's too much material in the front and the underneath bit — the edges tend to rub on the top of my thighs too much. The slightly less material in the underneath bit of thongs is enough to…

Yes, that puzzled me. All my various bits fit neatly inside a thong – I can't imagine a situation when anything would be uncovered.

I get annoyed when I have to wear "big knickers" because I'm wearing a risky skirt. Anything bigger than a thong makes me feel like I'm wearing shorts of some sort instead of underwear.

I rarely wear anything but thongs, and my vagina's always been fine. Magic vagina!

Yep, I love it too.

I have pondered this, and come to the conclusion that the problem with Criss Angel's hair is that it's attached to Criss Angel's head. The poor hair never stood a chance.

You can pretty much do what you like — Rosie could just stay Huntington-Whiteley, or just become Mrs Styles, or even be Huntington-Whiteley-Styles or Styles-Huntington-Whiteley… or maybe Huntington-Styles or Styles-Whiteley or something else, and then the same would go for any kids; they could do any of it.

But I mean it could do double duty: super sexy for when you want super sexy, super practical when you want super practical, and always super comfortable. Magic!

I totally want to do it, despite really hating the idea. It's some sort of very odd compulsion.

Funnily enough, the mesh knickers of which I'm so fond (I bought loads of identical pairs!) are also really stretchy and would hold up anything I put in them! Maybe I should start a line of super-duper sexy black mesh knickers for mums?