I rarely wear anything but thongs, and my vagina's always been fine. Magic vagina!

Yep, I love it too.

I have pondered this, and come to the conclusion that the problem with Criss Angel's hair is that it's attached to Criss Angel's head. The poor hair never stood a chance.

You can pretty much do what you like — Rosie could just stay Huntington-Whiteley, or just become Mrs Styles, or even be Huntington-Whiteley-Styles or Styles-Huntington-Whiteley… or maybe Huntington-Styles or Styles-Whiteley or something else, and then the same would go for any kids; they could do any of it.

But I mean it could do double duty: super sexy for when you want super sexy, super practical when you want super practical, and always super comfortable. Magic!

I totally want to do it, despite really hating the idea. It's some sort of very odd compulsion.

Funnily enough, the mesh knickers of which I'm so fond (I bought loads of identical pairs!) are also really stretchy and would hold up anything I put in them! Maybe I should start a line of super-duper sexy black mesh knickers for mums?

I had to Google the mesh knickers thing, because I'm wearing mesh knickers RIGHT NOW and wondered what they had to do with hospitals. I still don't totally get why they give them out, but at least now I've satisfied myself that not all mesh knickers are created equal I'm not missing out on anything good by paying for…

I seriously didn't know that the whole looking-pregnant thing happened after having a baby until I was about 30 — it had just never come up in conversation before. (Of course, once I found out it now seems to come up on a daily basis.) I hope I didn't look too stunned when I found out.

You know how sometimes you really, really fancy someone even though you know logically it's a terrible, terrible idea, and you just sort of accept that you're going to get drunk and "accidentally" have sex with them even though you'll definitely regret it afterwards? (Surely that can't be just me?) THAT is how I feel…

Ah, sounds like here, then.

On the other hand, though, we also still have Julien, who is possibly even more annoying than the judge (Carrie?) in the US version (based solely on this video – she might usually be less screechy).

Americans, forgive me for never having seen your version of this before. I have some questions.

There's a girl on Strictly Come Dancing right now who danced from 3 to 19 and is AMAZING. I don't care if she doesn't have a "journey" to go on because it's really fun to watch her.

YES. My husband even logged on to vote for Dave, twice!

Your (really insightful) comment reminded me of a friend's flat in Beverly Hills. She too had moved from the USSR (but in the '70s) and what you say makes so much sense. I was always really fascinated by her decor and belongings — she had excellent stories behind every object, even though to some people it might look…

Whenever I feel dissatisfied with my life, I remind myself that a large part of it is getting paid for correcting other people's grammar. That cheers me up a bit.

I can see why.

I thought that, too.

I just got married and it was under $5,000 for 115 people (not including my travel costs to the city where we got married). Here's what we did, in case any of it's an idea for you (I'm not even slightly craft-doing-ish or event-planning-ish, so it was all new to me. And I only arrived in the country two weeks before…