Me too. Since I was a kid I've known I would want a caesarean, and I've actively tried to change my feelings on it many times and I still can't.

I'm really, really hoping that will happen for me. I've lost so much sleep over it over the past… fuck, 18 or so years! I do want to have kids but I'm worried I might actually go completely crazy with fear.

Your comment made me wonder why I don't assume I'll just adopt, because the idea of birth horrifies me so much, and then I realised that one of my primary reasons for wanting to go through with an actual pregnancy myself was because so many people have said patronising things to me about how I can't understand this,…

Yeah, I think I remember it because it surprised me so much.

Yes. On several occasions I've seen a pregnant woman passing by and subsequently got myself so freaked out that I've been physically sick or fainted. But, I somehow really do want to have a baby myself — I don't know how I'm going to sort it out. My husband doesn't know anything about my fear.

I haven't read that much about KM being pregnant but I definitely read the "she wants a natural birth" thing a few times.

Yep. In London I see plenty of women without make up (or with make up that I can't tell is there) and then I go home to the suburbs and WHOA! THE FOUNDATION LINES! My own sister wears thick foundation that stops, unblended, at the side of her face, and many other local girls do too. Full-on, extra obvious make up all…

I had no idea they were supposed to look like boobs. And now I know, I still don't see it.

I only had pictures that I took myself. Is that even more pretentious than any of those posters?

Best comment here.

To me, a "pants-free zone" means the opposite of "underwear is optional"… and I like it.

When I lived in the US I always loved coverage of English things. It was always so much more dramatic.

This comment is perfect. That post was pathetic.

Yep, I really can't be doing with using "pussy" for part of my body, because it really does make me think of cute little kittens and no part of my body is a cute little kitten. If I need to be technical I'll call it a vagina, but for casual use a cunt is a cunt is a cunt.

I use it (and hear it) all the time and have only ever known one person to object to it, and she was the sort who also looks shocked by "bloody hell". Apart from that, the only objection I've ever heard to it was from people posting on here! I love it — I find it such a satisfying word to say, and it's so versatile.

I laughed aloud and am being called upon to explain myself and I can't!

I swam near there at Lime Regis when I was little, and hunted for fossils but didn't find any (and then left my brand-new spade, and cried a bunch).

I don't find laser hair removal to hurt at all (I got a Brazilian, and it was totally fine).

Generally the Groupons are for six or eight sessions on, say, one large and one small area, or two mediums, or three smalls, and then there are lists of what the options are (ie, large areas might be full legs, Hollywood bikini, etc, then medium might be underarms, and small might be top lip or toes).

I did it once to get a seat on the tube because I felt sick and dizzy; it worked!