…and when I say "sounds" I mean "songs". Unless "sounds" makes me sound sort of cool or something.

Sorry, I was being really whiny! I get frustrated because I go to work every day and am broke… and assume that the cam girls in the office next door are making way more money. (They totally might not be.) I'm so insanely stressed out about money at the moment it's making me irrational… when I lived behind a strip club…

I find myself weirdly mesmerised by his smart clothes. He's always so business or business/casual. I've never met anyone like that.

I actually work next door to a webcam girl studio, and I would totally do cam shows if I were prettier.

I'm out of my house 7am to 8pm, as is my husband… so if we had a kid I have no idea what we'd do. There's no way we could afford that if we moved back to California, but we're living in London now and a lot of stuff costs *more* here… I do want a kid one day but I probably need to win the lottery first.

$1400 a month?! That's more than my rent cost, and I could barely afford that… I can never move back to California. Meh.

ODWE and Chambers, anyone? (I was previously AP and MW, but I swapped countries.)

So much upwardsness!

But OH MY GOD THE PREMIERE HAIR! This hair is just slightly upwards… the premiere hair defies gravity. I'm awestruck.

I happen to have an American handy, so I asked him if the name Folkstone sounds in any way interesting or exotic or mystical or Harry Potterish, and he said to him it just sounds like a small town. Maybe he just lacks imagination.

I really thought it was just me not getting it. Thank you.

I get that badger = Hufflepuff, but I still don't get why a school that has badgers = Hufflepuff…

I'm mesmerised by the upward sweeps of their hair.

Why is it "fake Hufflepuff House"? I know Hufflepuff = badgers, but I don't get why a school having badgers = Hufflepuff. I feel thick.

I say everything was "the other day". I annoy myself with it.

YES. Clip-on earrings hurt so, so much more than getting my ears pierced a bunch of times.

Yep, when I was growing up (in England) I was always told that children having their ears pierced was "common"… except for one little girl I knew who had pierced ears and it was "ok, because she's from Spain". I spent a lot of my confused childhood assuming people were Spaniards just because they had earrings.

I'm definitely going to do my legs and underarms at some point, just because I'm lazy and hate shaving.

The sessions were really quick (like, less than ten minutes for a full Brazilian) and I went six times, with a six-week-ish gap between each one. No bumps at all – you have to shave it all off that day/the day before, and then they laser the shaved areas. The hairs grow back seemingly as normal, but really it's just…

I had my top lip done as well and it's not totally gone, just less – but, of course the hair there was far less thick, so far less visible (which I think was why it's far harder to laser).