I just looked up this “peloton” and holyshit I am now salivating all over my desk you evil, evil person.

I’m clicking it, and I’m sure the story is fraught with serious human suffering...but reading the URL and seeing, “Curse Bahia Emerald Giant Green Rock Wreaks Havoc Ruins Lives” made me laugh out loud XD

Mmmm, yeeaaaaaa...

Sorry, I get a tiny “good manners” boner every time someone apologizes to someone else on Kinja <3

She’s from out of state, why the hell did she go to the University of Alabama?? She lives in New Jersey, I mean, are there really not schools between here and there that are good?

Alabama’s not a state known for their education, and it’s fucked up, but where your degree comes from does play a huge part in getting a…

I have family in Texas and Arkansas, with other family members in Utah and California, and, by far, the most racist areas are in the South.

California has low-key racists, but they are so socially-shamed that they usually hide it, Utah had more “we’ve almost never seen minorities before” racism, but Texas’ and…

I try to explain this to friends who have only ever lived in California, and they do not understand the reality...that southern “venom under sugar, oh everyone is just so nice (if you’re white)“ shit is so real.

I talk to family who live in Texas about this and they say, “Oh, it’s not so bad! There are actually a lot…

For me, it was mostly the breasts that really gave the image on the right away. That and the shoulders, and lighting. The lighting on the left has that slightly washed-out look more indicative of real life.

But, back to the breasts. The fabric of the 3D lady’s pleather/vinyl onesie is pasted to the space between her…

What I hate the most about this, aside from the fact that it happened, is that he’s trying to say he went into the woods to focus on the “haunted” aspect.

Does he seriously think anyone’s going to believe that he, Logan Paul, a Youtuber whose entire channel is singularly based around him getting as much attention as…

It amazes me that there is anyone in these comments defending him.
He’s a douche. An annoying douche. He’s basically Joffrey but with less swag.
Do we not hate douches anymore?

Uh, wow. Lena Dunham sure seems like a stable person. I’d wanna get right on marrying that.

Didn’t they already do a white-washed live-action Aladdin?

Oh no, wait, that was Gods of Egypt.

Dexter is one of my biggest television “used to be good, oh god what’s happening, it’s so bad” heartbreaks...right next to Lost </3

Westworld pulled in around 3 million during the premiere, with ratings dropping off per episode, and Game of Thrones only ever cracks 9 million during its finales. Otherwise it’s lucky to break 7.

My boyfriend and I bought a couple “life straws” in case something goes really, seriously wrong during our trips outdoors, and despite knowing that they work, I’m still not comfortable using it.

Those childhood lessons are strong O_O

Hey peep, I just bought a squatty potty and that thing has saved my ass, literally.

The one and only time I’ve ever had ‘raw water’ was on a trip up to Mt. Shasta, right after they had had a huge snow storm.

My friend and I hiked up to Heart Lake in deep snow, and got up to a part where the snow was completely pure and undisturbed. I grabbed a couple handfuls of snow at the very top, plopping them…

Huh.

I have this issue.

Whenever I make anything, I like to polish and polish and polish and polish because it has to be perfect. Sadly, there’s no such animal.

Perfection is something you strive for, but that doesn’t actually exist. It’s an impossibly-moving goalpost.

I’m just finishing up a leather binder I’ve painted…

It astounds me how they have no idea whatsoever that the argument they’re making is racist. It’s fascinatingly horrifying.

He’s charming in interviews, has an intense, brooding smoulder, likes to wear black, and has 90's Trent Reznor hair.

Yea, I’m all in.