Carli Lloyd or it wasn’t worth being here in the first place.

I thought for sure the fucker was going to come back, stand the can back up and put the lid back on. Good bear right there.

I think Odell Beckham Jr is the 11th best player in the NFL.

This is hilarious and I seem to recall your original blasphemous diatribe which was equally worthy of a smile.

Well said Kevin. The Thunder/Sonics would have done just as well in Fort Wayne IN as they did in OKC and that’s not a knock on OKC (or FWA). It’s easy to root for a team when it’s easy to root for a team.

so so so much rage

I love France - my mother was born there and I hope and pray they win the tourney and send Ronaldo packing but every time Griezmann does that little dance after a goal I feel a visceral need to punch a French person (not you mom).

Not to be an ass but if you’re a vegetarian who’s eaten “most of the ocean” and dabbles in rotisserie chickens are you a true vegetarian or of the Jim Gaffigan variety?

Granted kicking a ball the length of the field into a net that big isn’t in and of itself terribly impressive. Granted he knew before he caught the ball the other team’s goalie had pressed up to join the attack so there was likely some premeditation.

I actually am new here, not sure if that qualifies as irony, parody or just straight up buffoonery.

There’s no one writing for Deadspin who know what sports are either so you’d be right at home, I take that back Sarah Barker is excellent but then again I don’t think she actually writes for Deadspin..

Did that response sound clever when you were thinking of it?

I didn’t read the article because I don’t care. I grew up in Boston and always read and enjoyed Simmon’s stuff until a few years ago - now he’s an annoying tool in my opinion. I tried to watch this HBO show last week and made it about 5 minutes in before I went back to torturing puppies.

How about “THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!”