Do you watch Sleepy Hollow? Great, neither do I.

Glad I'm not the only one who saw '09 and '10 and thought FUCK FUCKING TWILIGHT.

I guess this means Gwyneth and Jay-Z aren't as tight as she thinks, given VF's extensive upcoming profile of HOVA.

And something is stopping SNL from having their agent call these women? Phones exist. People can pursue a more diverse cast if they try.

Don't get me wrong, I love Gaga something fierce, but this whole insistence on Jeff Koons and "artpop" makes me feel like she's a college student that just finished a 200-level modern art history class and now won't shut up about it. You know, like she's the first person to ever discover postmodernism or something.

Chris Brown has a singular talent for making it impossible to sympathize with him even if he’s recounting a vaguely traumatic incident from his childhood. You know, like that time he lost his virginity to teenage girl. When he was eight.

Okay, the Lanvin stuff is adorable.

So she doesn't give a fuck when her prick husband murders a child but now we're supposed to care that her fee-fees are hurt b/c he is basking in the glow of being a celebrity to Tea Bagger and Fox News Fans and he left her at home?

Gee, you think she's finally realizing her husband is a fucking murderer? Gosh, I bet killing a child really takes the magic out of a relationship.

But he looks like Alexander Skarsgard!
he looks nothing like Alexander Skarsgard

He's COMMITTING to her. Jeeze, you silly femi-washed lady brain, don't you know that men don't want anything except sex from us females and that they're always doing us a favor by being in a relationship with us and not fucking all the 22 year olds????

Um, I thought the dude was joking about making the sandwiches.

I closed the screen I was streaming it on the computer after that loss. After that I was just done. Still a bit ticked off, even a day later. Kerry will get her wins at some point, I just know it.

WTF. Kerry was robbed man. I like Claire but NO I do not accept this win.

I loved it. LOVED it. I cannot tell you how happy I was that they immediately solved the "no one believes you!" problem, which I was starting to find incredibly irritating after half an episode. I thought it hit a lot of the right notes...funny, scary (that mirror shot at the end got a bit jump out of me) and set…

Well, we haven't seen what she's done yet. Clearly, Dunham has history of not wrapping her mind around this particular issue very well. She really doesn't get it. So, as the the article says, time will tell.

Word on the street is the December Vogue cover just became available. Get it.