The entitlement in telling another woman what to do with her eyebrows. I just — not to be obnoxious about it, but this is how women enact and enforce the patriarchy on one another.

What I heard: The most important thing to learn in college is conformity. It is not the time to experiment with ideas and finding your style! If you want to advance to the basic bitch big leagues when you graduate now is them time to stop thinking and start bronzing.

I love Sorority girls' penchant for fancy-ing up even the most mundane of details. "GOD BECKY THIS DRESS ISN'T PURPLE YOU DUMB BITCH IT'S CLEARLY AUBERGINE."

YER A JESUS, HARRY.

Buckhead does suck. (Midtown for life).

Please...for the love of God,

#solidarityisforwhitewomen

Can something inherently Basic ever use Basic correctly?

We have been Columbused once a-gain.

I've never even seen Jez use it correctly. They've coopted it without ever really grasping the meaning of the phrase. Basic bitch : Jezebel :: Shade : Rich Juzwiak. :/

Alright Black People basic bitch is officially dead. Meet me over at #blacktwitter in 2o min to discuss new alternatives, b/c thot is also on it's way out.

But Lindy, how could you leave out the best song?

I've cried at that scene as an adult.

" He calls it his "Bang Box," and brings it with him when he is out drinking with friends. (In my fantasy world, this box definitely exists and it plays "Your Body Is a Wonderland" when opened)."~ Just the best thing I've read all week.

Yeah but when they're [redacted] you [redacted] in the [redacted] for the sixth time and your [redacted] is one stroke away from spontaneously combusting from pleasure, do you really care?

I'm wearing a T-shirt from Target and some Capri pants from old navy. I'm writing about it. OK where's my money?

1. Less Piper.

Benedict Cumberbatch as the Beast.

Look at you, doing your small part to help the worthy veterans of this great nation.

I care. Anyways, Black people do not "adopt" blonde or straight hair simply because it's trendy. These are ideals that have been socialized into people through white supremacy. Often adopting a hair texture that was not our own was done out of survival. White passing Black women straightened their hair out of…