Would this be a good place to mention they like to support and fund domestic eco terrorist groups?

In VA, you can be charged with having carnal knowledge of a minor, which includes pretty much anything sexual. Definitely includes oral/anal sex. This is just the Cooch politicking—look what he's doing to protect the children of the commonwealth. Grr.

Nah, it's because you need to have proof to collect the bounty, but the bounty for a dead gopher is pretty small (like $1 per gopher), so people often save up a bunch and bring them in all at once, so they get a decent-sized check, rather than getting like 100 $1 payouts. You don't want to keep a gopher corpse for…

Yes! I've been long telling American conservatives that with our free and universally available abortions in New Zealand, we still have a lower abortion rate than the US. I can only assume that it's at least partly because states that oppose abortion also tend to restrict contraception and sex education.

Ehhh. I think it would be fine if we called the legal thing where you got rights a "civil union", and "marriage" a religious thing that happened in churches. Then each individual church could decide who got to be in their special club...but everyone forgets about the denominations that DO perform gay marriages. Don't…

No you're not lankypanky. I too spent one delightful summer watching a slasher film that was edited into a tv show that aired on what? CBS? Mainstream station. It seems like a fever dream now but was totally awesome sauce at the time. Also, Christopher freaking Gorham. So much to love about that crazy show.

It also might be because it's her first pregnancy. My mom, who is quite petite and not tall like Kate, didn't show that much when she was pregnant with me until right before I was born. (Of course, when she had my little sister, she apparently gained weight like crazy.)

His marriage with Jamie Lee Curtis is seriously one of my favorite ridiculous fairy-tale romance stories. Apparently she watched Spinal Tap, decided she wanted to marry him, and they've been together for twenty years. I love it. And both of them.

I recommend you Netflix the original How to Succeed in Business. He was just adorable in that.

Casting Robert Morse as Bert Cooper was sheer genius.

That was a rape joke? Are we sure about this?

I think that's one of those defining moments for our age group: Where were you when Mister Hooper died? And it was the same thing for me. His loss changed my understanding of death: "He's just gone? How can that be? But he was just there yesterday! Who'll run the store now?"

Wow I'm IMPRESSED. My kitty also came from her previous owners declawed and I only allow her in a small area behind my apartment but it's nowhere birds hang out. Man, now I want to know what she's capable of!! Oh wait, I guess that's the opposite point of this article. Oops. (But still, your cat's awesome.)

Horrible people do this, that's who. I've had friends totally throw a wrench in my quitting by doing this. Mention just once that you want a smoke and the rest of the night they're over your shoulder "oh just buy a pack. I'll totally help you smoke it. You deserve one and I know you don't want to bum off friends.…

Stale cigarettes are practically the only thing I smoke now because it takes me so long to finish a pack. I get like maybe five or six fresh ones, and the rest of them will be smoked when they are dry as hay left out in the sun. I really don't notice a difference in taste, but you have to be careful because those…

Yes! Exactly. It's the corporate politics of Monsanto that are the real issue. I think a lot of people "protest" GMOs because it's the easiest way to express their displeasure towards Monsanto as a whole.

This is totally awful. Okay.

You can still commit murder or rape in prison though. So I don't think it entirely throws off the statistics.

Yeah, so why no "Aggravated Assaulter" registry or "Thief" registry? They probably pose way more of a risk than sex offenders to the average person. It's a lot more helpful to know if you have a serial burglar in your neighbourhood I would think, because they are much more likely to commit more robberies.

Additionally, sex offender recidivism is ridiculously low. Depending on which statistics you look at, it's either the lowest or second-lowest with murder. Now, clearly, murder has a really low recidivism rate in part because the offenders are locked up for a very, very long time, and that is sometimes the case with…