Wait, what? What the fuck does “immedately” mean to you? Were those breastfeeding pictures up for less than 36 hours? Whose accounts were suspended? When? Were they reinstated?

. . . wow.

As an alum of a school with a famous shooting and a current instructor, I absolutely have a plan for every classroom I teach in as to what steps I will take should there be gunfire. I already know which furniture will be placed in front of the doors or how they will otherwise be braced. I do this while scouting out…

I . . . kind of don’t mind the way that Malaysia and Thailand have started treating female circumcision - and yes, I mean to use specifically that word, because of the practice that is occurring.

I went to a small Christian university because I got a free ride. I (out atheist feminist) was pretty miserable, but I got a good education and no debt. Sometimes I regret it, sometimes I don’t.

Little bastards better already have their ringers off in my classroom, anyway.

Well, on the plus side, they’re not saying, “We’re in Engineering 4, room 310, and there’s nothing in the room to bar the door with.”

David Icke isn’t technically a cult; he’s just a . . . very passionate man.

I had the vague impression that Mickey Rourke was Gary Busey-level crazy. Is that roughly correct?

Ha ha, you’ve clearly never been asked to perform The Weird Favor.

To be fair, parents helping kids under seven was an exception written into the law.

Man, I can’t even get a reliable hookup for weed. How the hell do so many guys manage to find drink-spiking chemicals?

THANK you. I struggle to understand why this wasn’t in the original post.

I grew up ELCA and went to a Lutheran college for undergrad. I attended the daily chapel service a grand total of once. As soon as it started, the woman in front of me whipped on a head scarf, and I was like, “WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?”I guess it’s a WELS thing for women to cover their heads in church? It was so…

I like that you apparently have to use the word “fucking” to describe the pharmaceutical company you work for. Is it just, like, a reflex at this point?

I have an oddly vivid junior high memory of watching an episode of Celebrity Jeopardy in which Ed Asner absolutely wiped the floor with Pat Sajak and Teri Garr.

This was new to me, too, but I dug it out of the Internets, beause I needed to know immediately. It’s apparently from a movie called God Bless America, in which it’s an advertisement for an in-movie reality show called TuffGurlz:

. . . well, I also just finished a semester teaching a Jewish studies course, so I’ve been seeing it everywhere for a while. Mostly it’s hilarious that none of my Jewish students can remember how to spell it.