You’re missing the fact that they also get to expell (or reject) single pregnant women.

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That’s cool; I know some ELCA Lutherans and UU Ministers who -

You sound like a vicious, disgusting asshole; I’m not surprised you were spit out of the Catholic system.

I genuinely wonder sometimes if the American deification of the military contributes to stuff like this. Like, “Oh, hey, I’m a hero now. I could die, for god’s sake. Anything else I do is no harm, no foul, because I’m still an automatic goddamned hero.” It seems to be a factor in how some cops work, after all.

I was weirdly bummed when I found out Elizabeth Moss was a Scientologist. I guess it was because I read Dianetics, and found it to be not just . . . stupid, but horrifyingly misogyinistic, and I can’t believe any intelligent woman would read that and think, “Yep, that’s the place for me.” (Did you know that most of…

While this is pretty terrible and I hope justice prevails, I did smile a little, because it reminded me of one of the most perfect descriptions I’ve ever heard of someone.

I know it’s because I’m younger, but when I think of Burt Reynolds, I think of him as the smart, benevolent, irresponsible god hat he appeared as on the X-Files.

Having attended a school that had a mass shooting (I was not present, but had two friends die during it), I have high anxiety over shootings on my current campus. I literally have an escape/hiding plan for every classroom and office I use.

Well, I mean, there is a difference. American Dad is, I feel, a show that derives a lot of its humor from intentional cruelty. Stan basically hates both of his children; Roger uses and throws people away like Kleenex.

Mmmmmmaybe we should stop expecting athletes - all athletes to be role models and just assume they’re blocks of meat that can sometimes speak.

“Why is there tuna and corn on this pizza? WHY?!”

The one thing I liked about Elmo’s World is that it has some of Michael Jeter’s last performances before his death in 2003. (He was Mr. Noodle’s brother, Mr. Noodle.) It was nice to see him get to do physical comedy, even in a minor capacity.

I dreamt that my (at the time) three-year-old niece was hugely, horrifyingly pregnant. She started to scream as she went into labor, and I woke up to discover that I had started masturbating in my sleep.

Yes, though I would record it and put it online. Then I would harass Ryan’s wife and children at their home by screaming from the sidewalk outside their home, “WHAT’S IT LIKE TO HAVE A FILTHY FUCKING SLUT IN YOUR FAMILY!?”

Since Kara Brown thinks the Columbine shootings were so fucking hilarious that she cracked jokes about them in a piece about drinking milk, when should we expect her to start delivering belly laughs about these dead people, and in what context?

I had never seen Botched before. Does it actually require that everyone involved be an insane asshole, or is that just luck?

A family friend - someone I knew growing up, whose mother was my first babysitter - got arrested for child pornography a few years ago. I had nothing but a terrible sadness for his entire family and myself.

The whole thing is so damned weird.

This is an honest speculation: