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Huh, I kind of what him as The Master now.

Please welcome our new board elected CEO, Mr. Ksum

Since I was a little worried that the Power Girl-esque boob window shirt was actually going to be the costume (much though I would have had to salute RTD for having the biggest balls in the universe if that had actually turned out to be the case) I’m delighted with this.  The basic Doctor vibe has pretty much always

I would answer that the dread and horror of the first is replaced with a beautifully sustained, pants-shittingly raw sense of tension that is unlike any other experience I’ve had with a movie. You stay white-knuckled and clenched through practically all of the second and third acts. Roger Ebert wrote a review back in

John Wayne in True Grit beat out Dustin Hoffman in Midnight Cowboy

Buddy, you are consistently a Marvel backer in these parts. How *on earth* can you justify this post knowing how hard you go in on MCU shit?

I have some wonderful, absolutely real news for you:

Would you accept a Steampunk Sandman?

sounds like incels and school shooters. Enjoy your childrens film.

My dad was very matter of fact “adults want to see mature films with adult humans in them”

You really just hate being alive, don’t you?

It’s like if the head of Disney literally collected the six Infinity Stones and used them to wipe out half of all Marvel movies as a tax write-off.

Anyone else think it would be weird to be on a plane, see Ted Danson sitting there, and notice that he’s watching...Cheers?  

Uh, excuse me?...

I watch the 1951 A Christmas Carol every year by myself drunk on Christmas night and cry my eyes out when Tiny Tim runs into Scrooge’s arms and he scoops him up and plants him on his shoulders and jaunts down the lane. What a film

Dude gets shot through a carton of egg nog, mid-gulp!  Doesn’t get more Christmasy than that!

Few Christmas classics are more classic, or more Christmas-y, than 1954’s White Christmas. It represents the peaks of all four of its cinema icons, Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney, and Vera-Ellen, and catchy tunes that have endured in our cultural consciousness for a reason. Centered on a group of