Dicks Recruit over? You seriously just let ‘Dicks Dickens’ be something you didn’t put in the headline? For shame.

Yeah, I’m rocketing up the levels to max; so I kinda see that.

That one Cut(ler) deep.

Star Trek Online... actually. Got interested in it again, and remembered that I had someone gift me a Lifetime Sub like... 6 years ago? Friend basically used the gift as leverage to make me play it with him, and we played like two months.

You’d tell me if you was a hobbit, right?

Abstinence is the best contraceptive... when it’s practiced and adhered to 100%.

And often excessively usable to create a way to fix an ‘other’. “That boy needs some backhand discipline like I got when I was younger... that way, he’d be more like me.”

My jaw was open the entire time reading this... it hit the floor when I got to the found weight of the child.

Class day in my university when we talked about corporal punishment devolved into exactly that. An inability to admit that maybe, just maybe, you’d be a different and better person if you hadn’t been spanked. It also requires admitting that your parents may have made mistakes in raising you...

Oh, heavens no. That would require recognizing children as people, and that means not regarding them as property.

Thank you, I’ve been trying to remember where I read that meta-analysis.

Taught me to be better at lying and to not get caught.

TPSH sounds like a dyslexic skateboarding video game.

Was a joke, saying that all of them were. But, mostly Twilight. Also, thank you.

Feel like a fuckin’ Malkav, right now.

Not defending the complaints, actually. But, it is an argument that is going to be used.

Yes.

Be careful, though. Recently spurned werewolf lovers might become inexorably enamored with your children.

There is an argument to be made, however, that they may have been attached to Packs had there not been the stink.

Is that just straight up Boo from Monsters, Inc?