I was hoping for the Imperial March.

Point to The Map where the football team hurt you.

Made me laugh.

Are we still doing ‘phrasing’?

Someone rate this on a scale of Minecraft Story Mode to Tales of the Borderlands.

Someone rate this on a scale of Minecraft Story Mode to Tales of the Borderlands.

OverCiv Play of the Game!

You mean Oprah folder gifs?

Sounds horrible.

Stimulus packages I can get behind!

So, I can’t miss work on the 21st, but I can definitely take the 22nd, 23rd, and 24th off. Not really even that big of a deal, since I wouldn’t be likely be getting it until after work anyway.

Isn’t really a loss, though. They don’t even have a god-damned liter of cola.

Let’s pour one out for Sleeping Dogs 2.

What will become known as the ‘Cosby Defense’.

Pence is gonna look a lot older... and I just made myself sad.

This is fine as long as you make sure the state of the dick matches the tone of the message. So, condolences for cat death should be flaccid.

I need something to play with my cat WHILE giving TED Talks.

I need something to play with my cat WHILE giving TED Talks.

I believe the phrase is...

But you’ll never truly understand until you have a daughter.

I thought they went grey when they lost commenting privileges?

When he gets out of this, he’ll be able to say that he got better.