I’m guessing that was a jug of water with a washcloth to treat protestors who were pepper sprayed. The cops found it abandoned, shoved the washcloth in, and now they have a Molotov to show everyone. 

The wellness movement is largely built on the magical thinking we can control our fate with the correct behavior. Surely if we do enough yoga and eat only the correct things and find inner peace we’ll never ever get sick.

There is something deliciously satisfying about a site that traffics in something even less factual than rumors (bullshit?) being brought down not by some collective computing initiative, but by a real name and address. Actual, accurate information.  It really is their kryptonite.

I’m guessing you missed where I addressed efficiency.

Right? Like, I like central AC. I also have no problem making it more efficient. How does this make me a hypocrite?

The “gotchas” always annoy me and seem so stupid. Like dude.. If I had the option to run my whole house off of renewable resources for even a modest investment I would, what is your point? Not like we are given the option for the same price and choose to go with gas and oil, THAT would make you a hypocrite.

I’ll put my money on you being a tree-hugging liberal that believes in the Green New Deal and has a couple of pet cats at home,

Saturday Night Live covered this perfectly when Kal-el landed on a German farm.

Superheroes appoint themselves to solve problems. They rarely join police academies. Or enlist in the army. That’s too slow, and too much work. They are almost universally unaccountable to democratically elected civilian governments.

If…

Yeah, this isn’t “What if superheroes were actually bad”; this is “Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely; Super powered people would be corrupt by default, and this is our interpretation of what a ‘real’ Superhero would look like”.

Oh, definitely, but you have to eat, well, like the Inuit. Lots of meat fat, organ meats, and everything has to be raw or super-rare. Lean meats will send you into “rabbit starvation” pretty quickly, even aside from plain old scurvy.

Right? Did they go around the room the first day and declare dietary preferences?

It’s insane! And the thing is, this wasn’t even some Cymbeline crap where a guy decides to fuck with another guy to prove how swole his manliness is or whatever; this guy just decided, all by his little self, that because he was around a lot of women he had to run around re-enacting An American Werewolf in London with…

James Blunt seems like a true fool. However, my recent quarantine reading has led me to books about arctic explorers and interesting information about how people can and do avoid scurvy on an all-meat diet. A lot of them copied the Inuit diet. Fresh raw/rare meat contains adequate amounts of vitamin C, as do animal…

Oh my god, that’s funny. Nothing says “I am a strong, confident man” like intentionally hurting yourself just because there are lots of women around you. Also, I find it really hard to believe that every single woman in the program was vegetarian or vegan.

Well I laughed at it...back in the 1990's. When the show came out. Which was nearly 30 years ago.

Pretty sure this was a thing since the very first vibrating phones came out. I remember seeing pics/videos of girls using the phones that way since like 2007 at least.

Nah, the vibrator in the old Nokia phones was phenomenal...ask me how I know.

Why are you acting surprised by this as if you didn’t know it happened? People will use any device that vibrates for this purpose no matter what it’s used for. I remember when the Rumble Pak was released for the N64.

When I was your age, we had to jerk off with rotary phones. And just a few generations ago, if you wanted to jerk off, you had to go wait in line at the telegram office. 

Guys, just buy a Magic Wand (not the fake-ass ones). If you wanna be fancy, a Magic Wand Cordless.