“there’s probably a fifth year hanging out charging 5 dragons or something to take care of it for them.”

A lot of real life parents have a penchant for “the end justifies the means”, especially “I love you and I want you to live my version of happiness”. Black Mirror provided a really good take on this last season.

Bias, appeal to authority and a easy to disproof phalacy, yay!

I have had cats for circa 34 years. I think that scientists fail consistently in designing studies that let cats be cats. I must have known hundreds of cats my entire life and my anecdotal data gathered by living with a huge amount of them is that you are wrong. These are not outliers. Cats that are raised by humans…

You have no idea of volume. There were 20 million items in the museum, lots of them requiring specialized tech to scan in the order of millions of dollars. We wish Google could fund it all. It could easily reach the trillions of dollars. 

Trust me, there were digitalization programs but the museum was also a research place with all the computers the researchers worked on. Besides, a 5000 old mummy can't be simply scanned, some of the artifacts were so fragile that they lived in special glass chambers with control of temperature, umidity, acidity etc.…

C’mon, I have used Transitions for years, it’s not like the lenses get pitch black. Only transparent gray. So people with baby blue eyes will get a dark blue/gray tint and people with brown eyes like me won’t have a visible difference.

OK, I’m very tired so I may have missed this: they claimed that this stunt was charity to help the Las Vegas victims or they just did a bad taste “homage” and profit over a tragedy?

I love some Dick.

Because Scott Summers is a Marty Stu and someone wanted to masturbate to him getting it on with Emma Frost, despite it feeling shoehorned and lame.

I bet it all makes sense when you read it stoned

It’s rare but there are Japanese people with blonde hair and blue eyes, you know? Including mixed races and albinos. Google it, some beautiful people out there.

Men and their fascination for the gasp! tearing! breaking! ravaging! of the hymen and the accompanying bloody sheets (!!!)

What is “stem cells at an early stage”? Fetal ones or undifferentiated ones? Can they be extracted from adults? I remember there’s some rarer blood types that have 8 donors or less for the entire world population and it would be a great relief if this research could find viable stem cells there.

That shots down *one* part of the theory... But the bit about Anna and Elsa’s parents crashing in Africa and having a baby - Tarzan - matches roughly in time. And nothing was said about whether Ariel’s wreck can be the same ship.

If you are serious there’s an image that explains the three seashells a Google away

Five minutes of Google + Photoshop. Really, editors, stop being lazy and pay cover artists.

This kid is close enough that with some good makeup, a brown wig and contact lenses she could pass for Leia (note I didn’t say Carrie). The expensive CGI could be reduced and it would feel more natural instead of someone wearing a mask

Yes, today unrecognized satire is almost indistinguishable from trolling and the consequences of your post - people answering taking it at face value, the flaming, the derailing no matter how you tried to give input - inform how it was perceived not how you intended.

First place, congratulations on the successful troll.