Definitely my gay friends are living gay lives. They drive gay cars (Honda Fit, amirite?) have gay jobs (engineer=totally gay. teacher=totally gay. Doctor=gay with jazz hands). They live in exclusively gay cities/neighborhoods (this is statistically improbable but must be true). They only have gay friends (except when…

But what if...they learn to reject societal gender norms and embrace their “feminine” aspects, while learning to respect themselves as men, and respect women as people?

Unfortunately, it’s not unusual when it comes to pro-lifers who will do absolutely anything to put a bad spin on abortion, no matter how many studies show that it being legally available (and safe) is better than not. I emphasize legally available since history has proven that even if it’s not, women will still find a…

Can we please stop using the word ‘misspoke’?! I mean, bitch clearly knew exactly what she was saying and why. If she came out now saying she misspoke, I would just want to punch her even harder than I already do. She LIED.

Totally and completely this - and I think this is what terrifies me the most about the conservativism that is alive in the U.S. right now. A large majority of conservatives (including some of my own family members) are eating these lies up, and have zero interest in facts, making logical debate and just even having…

1. the whole background to this line of BS is that PP is selling fetal body parts for profit.

BUUUUT it’s only demonstrably false if one is interested in the truth. And anti-choicers definitely don’t want to know the truth, and even those that sit kind of in the middle (they know abortion should be legal, but personally find it distasteful and have absorbed anti-PP messages through osmosis) aren’t seeking out…

Youd THINK the ramifications of this alleged video would be SO huge, that people would be falling over themselves to post it on the interwebs. I mean this would absolutely DESTROY Planned Parenthood. What abortion opponent would pass up that chance?

I think the fact that she’s doubling down about something that is demonstrably false is pretty unusual, especially since she is stamping her feet and claiming media bias when even the conservative media says she’s full of shit.

Is it really unprecedented in political lying though? People have been making shit up on Fox News for quite a while, and politicians had made shit up about climate change until they gradually moved to the line “we just don’t know nuttin.” Then there’s the made-shit-uppism of the Bush administration (which was…

“I got mine, fuck all y'all" — we should be printing this on our currency.

I was wondering about that. After Boy George´s reign (of terror), I saw no way a Bush could be taken seriously as a presidential candidate. Now I see.

A lot of us freaking love President Obama down here too. The thought of a Trump presidency makes us want to dive headfirst into a boiling vat of hyena shit.

If you gave an order that Santiago was not to be touched - and your orders are always followed... Then why would Santiago need to be transferred off the base? ... Colonel?

Damn; Justice Ginsberg is DOOOPE!!!!!!

World’s Longest Resort Wall! Apirational Oppression! Jewel-encrusted spa and shopping mall on our side, and on their side, spitefully massive digital billboards extolling the luxury of our side, lighting up the night for miles, and topped in razor wire. Let the prime rib smells, the cocktail chatter and the dance…

True. Realized with the mad lib generator - I mean, this is basically his platform, yes? :

JEB! is going to be the republican nominee. He’s got the money, he’s got the name, he’s got the backers. He is slightly not entirely insane. He wins via the lowest bar ever.

please don’t ever blame yourself for your rapist’s actions. if they went on to hurt others, that was completely their choice and their responsibility, not yours. i understand the struggle with self-blame, though—most of my friends turned on me when i told them what happened to me, and it made me doubt myself for a…

Seriously, he sounds like he’s running for junior high class president with the amount of ridiculous things he is promising. “I promise, if I win, homework will be optional, tests will be scored by a friend of your choosing, lunches will be catered by Per Se and school will only be three days per week.”