Can we note the hypocrisy of everyone getting so pissy at Beyonce for being “anti-police” but not one right wing asshole has given this despicable piece of shit even a 10th of their energy or attention compared to what they have given her.

Lorde is a middle-aged man from Colorado. A geologist, I think.

But how did Sam Smith get Tom Daley’s phone number in the first place?

Is Tom Daley texting back?

He’s the first openly gay man to win an Oscar simply because he is openly gay. They needed some diversity points. That’s the only possible explanation. (Graham Moore is the first openly straight man who everyone thought was gay to win an Oscar because they needed some diversity points.)

Because some angry tech guys probably got together and screamed “Bu-bu-bu-but it’s not fair! It’s reverse sexism! What about the mens and baby mens? What would you do if we started a boys-only club for STEM?” (Not realizing, of course, that it basically already is a boys-only club and that’s the whole point of the…

“In this exciting and unpredictable presidential primary season that you knuckle dragging mouth breathers can’t seem to get fucking enough of, we’re going to get rid of any shows that had merit, and replace them with more talking head vacuous, bullshit.”

Well, so would I be if I earned my oats dragging fat humans around while wearing a dildo as a third eye.

This bitch really thought he was going to get off lightly with just a slap on the wrist, if any punishment at all.

This dude was my daughter's landlord for about 6 months. He wouldn't return her deposit when she left. Looks like we subsidized his defense. (For the record, she said he was always creeping around. We feel very lucky that was as far as it went.)

Ha!

You leave him out of this.

Why would you be amused by someone being genitally mutilated? Is it appropriate for me to step into discussions about FGM and crack wise? (the answer is no, no it is not)

My thought process was similar to yours:

I have some scissors that would do it.

Hurray victim blaming. Go fuck off

Cut my penis of once, shame on you. Cut my penis off twice...QUIT CUTTING MY PENIS OFF!!!

I don't understand, why is he boiling them? Am I supposed to be boiling all the various sex sanctioned items? I mean hot water and Dial is fine? Is it not? Is my vagina going to fall out?

Toy Kanye is handsy