I reconnected with a one-night stand and took an international flight to see him again.

I once played rugby with giant men to impress a guy in college who said he thought it was hot when girls were "tiny but tough." Promptly dislocated my right shoulder and broke my left collarbone, and a rib. Insisted I was fine, even though I couldn't move. Drank a lot, so I could claim the passing out was from the…

Stuck in a terrible, loveless marriage. Joined Adult Friend Finder on my birthday. Four days later, I'm tied to a hotel bed and have seven (not a typo) orgasms in less than three hours after literally NONE in years. And we've had two more equally satisfying sessions since. Do I win? ;)

Got married.

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As the resident Paul Bunyan in many of my relationships, please don't do that. It's pretty condescending and infantilizing. I'm on to people who do it, and it makes me feel manipulated, and honestly, rather angry.

Does anything else really need to be said?

Yep, everything about that scooter screams "Lifestyle You Wish You Had. Other People Have Children Who Love Their Superior Wooden Toys. Who Understand What Kind Of Parent They Are. The Parent They Deserve To Be. Not Like You. You And Your Little Loser Monster Who Actually Loves Cheap Plastic Crap. No Matter How Many…

The one thing I've learned after 4 kids is to never spend more than 20 bucks on a toy. The excitement always wears off within a month. But what do you expect with creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off?

I misread the title of this article as simply "Pitbull is Coming for Taylor Swift's Job" rather than "This Pitbull" and briefly had some amazing images of Mr. 305 himself singing "Shake it Off."

Oh, he still has it...

There is an obvious answer that no one is addressing.

This stupid girl is complaining about Miley stealing from her, when her ENTIRE video, music, persona, etc is stolen from Black People.

Banning or restricting hairstyles that are almost exclusive to one race or ethnicity is both needless and discriminatory. Twists, mini/micro braids and locks are style methods that maintain naturally kinkier hair in a neat and uniform manner, so why is there such resistance from authority when it doesn't directly…

I'm a Navy veteran and I've seen women get written up for shaving their heads.

I think there are some misconceptions going on here, and maybe as a female soldier I can help out. You can still braid your hair. Pretty much the only style of braids NOT allowed is the one pictured in the lefthand photo (a.k.a three braids).You can braid/french braid your hair in one or two braids OR you can have…

"Please risk your life regularly, but try not to look so Black while you do it. "

Rodents are no fuckin' joke man... I worked at a feed mill before and we had open season on the woodchucks there; besides the fuck-tonnes of feed, they got into all the vitamins, minerals and and other assorted chemically serious goodies for cows & horses: they would grow two to three times their normal size easily,…