Also Nintendo: we don’t know how to do hard things so we’re doing it the easiest/laziest way possible.

Fat lot of good that does when the boot ROM of most Switches has an unfixable bug allowing full control of the console. People who want to cheat will cheat. You’re pretty much only inconveniencing regular players.

Is it impossible for them to consult with anyone at all involved with Steam/Xbox/PlayStation cloud save systems? Why does it matter if people can duplicate things? Why are multiplayer stats not tied to some game side server that checks to make sure the player’s and game’s stats/progression are the same?

I mean, I…

I don’t know who that door walker is, but it ain’t mega man...

literally unplayable

Ikr?? They couldn’t even be bothered to make plastic inventory icons as game pieces.

Cardboard standees? For Monopoly?

That’s cool, but it’s also not Google’s fault you missed or ignored four months of warnings.

hes never stopped being good.

Also, what the shit is with that Olmec fight, where he knows EXACTLY where the Hell door spawned?

People got burned by Watch Dogs so now they go out of their way to find minute differences they can rage about online.

They don’t have the talent anymore to do these kinds of games. If you look at Chrono Trigger, it had an All-Stars team of musicians, director, designer, etc.

All focused on this game

Some odd mixes in there (Reptites and 2300 AD machines?), but the tonal perfection of Magus/Janus and Lucca working together is just...it hurts, really.

And that Lavos “priest” or whatever it was at the end?

God damn.

I know. It’s pretty silly that we report heavily on this massive pop-cultural powerhouse with millions of players.

It’s comedic. Get over it.

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

I think they’re funny. Amazing Chest Ahead I think was sort of the classic one after defeating O&S.

Who gives a shit? This is like saying “Blocks are great except kids spell BOOBS”. 

WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong?.com

This game’s going to be awful. Terrible physics, poor production quality, buggy, bad script, etc.