Megan Hilty was EVERYTHING on that show, and the reason I kept watching.

I know that speech by heart, down to the cadences Dixie Carter performed into it. I loved Designing Women.

Snack has to be a code word for something. So does golf. It takes 30 minutes just to tee off for the first hole.

Former fashion person here. I can tell you what I ate every day during fashion week shows: A banana and a coffee at 5am (because I can’t get down real food that early). Coffee and half a sandwich discarded by a model around 2pm. Many bottles of water in between and maybe another coffee if I could talk someone into…

I was one of those weirdos who chose abstinence (for way longer than I recommend to anyone) so I never had so much as a pregnancy scare until I met my husband, but Jesus on a pogo stick—that was my choice! CHOICE! Because I made that choice doesn’t mean someone else should or could make the same one. I am just gutted…

Capricorn. I have bought my Scorpio father and Capricorn father-in-law some pretty crazy shit just to amuse myself. We do have senses of humor if we like you. If.

47. The idea of being asked for a kiss seems creepy to me. That’s what creepy guys did when I was a youngster. That said, I tell my teen son that he needs to always ask before physically romancing people, so I am raising my son to be that creepy guy. I am now rethinking my life.

Nah, it’s like how you can be bad, or you can be bad. You know? You can be The Shit or you can be shit. If you ain’t a Steelers fan, you are shit because you clearly ain’t The Shit.

Montgomery. Please. I’m from Phenix City and I know better.

She can bite my redneck ass. I did grow up in a VERY small, backwards town in Alabama, and I was raised better than to talk like that.

...and he’s a terrible writer.

I want to be young and cool enough to “get” his face, but I am old and so uncool I am using quote marks around verbs. I think this means I am too far gone, and I don’t want to break a hip trying.

When someone tells you who they are, believe them.

When you give Madonna a microphone, she’s going to talk about Madonna. You don’t get to be Madonna by showing respect or giving honors to your betters.

If that’s all it took to break her spirit, she didn’t have the Nerve it takes to win anyway.

How is this even tea?
All those people calling out RuPaul for wanting to make money, like they go to work for free every day. Save it for the camera, unless you’re afraid no one will want to watch you without someone else’s name in your mouth.

Amber Ruffin needs her own show. 

It’s super gritty and meaningful. Alwyn is signaling his Welcome to New York, only months after TSwift released her smash hit single of the same name, premonitorily announcing the romance of the century. He would have to breathe through the smoke and pollution of Calvin Harris and walk past the impossible tall of Tom…

Slow clap. Good on you, Sir. Good. On. You. Tell your wife an internet stranger said you were a good man.

This last year has exhausted me. I am more tired than I have ever been in my life, and I have been pregnant. I feel like Trump is the mouth of a hellbeast that has attached itself parasite-style to the collective psyche, sucking the life out of us all.