I’m just confused as to how one arrives at that look. I don’t mind him looking that way. I just don’t understand how you wake up and think, “This is what I want to do with my face today.” I feel the same confusion about the wives of televangelists. I just wonder how we get from A to B.

I’m sure you are correct. In my pop culture brain, I understand this. It’s my rapidly calcifying Old Lady brain that’s having the trouble. 

You know what? You just made me realize why I love being at the beauty salon so much. From the time I was a tiny girl going with my grandmother to get her weekly set at Lenore’s Beauty Salon to now, the stylist’s chair has always been one of my favorite places to just put down the world and be ME. The only…

I am so old. So very old and tired. Aside from the obvious disgust and hope for justice to be served, my elderly brain still cannot process how to pronounce this wanker’s name, and is yet flummoxed at how one arrives at such a specific look, while still managing to appear so accidentally attired. Everything about him…

You are not wrong. 

Oh no... Oh no... Oh yes!

I still fantasize about having Cher’s closet.

Why anyone would destroy a Keurig is beyond me. Dispensers of individual sized joy and sanity. Oh...now I get it.

Yes! It was Starbucks! 

I needed this gif after that news. My heart can go on.

I’m trying to remember what it was that the Trump lovers did that put me in mind of that, but my brain has too many holes burned in it from worrying about children in cages. It must be a symptom of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Also true. There is also a very real chance Trump lovers will buy the book to burn it publicly in denouncement. I would enjoy that bigly.

People will buy it, though. And she’ll get to make the talk show rounds because, if nothing else, Trump is good for ratings. That’s no fake news. That publisher will make back every penny and more. To which I say: Sad.

You speak the truth.

RIP Lil Sebastian. You were a thousand candles in the wind.

Really great interview. Thank you for that.

It’s the FOX News version of Project Runway. But instead of making dresses out of garbage, it’s garbage wearing dresses.

I wonder could they file a class action law suit?

I want her to fix that wedgie. But maybe she’s got her inseam wedged up there like that to remind herself that she can still feel something? Because you have to be dead inside to date the Athlete, Donald J. Trump, Jr.

Occam’s razor: when presented with competing hypothetical answers to a problem, one should select the answer that makes the fewest assumptions. In this case the answer is, “She a bitch.”