As someone who has cared for someone with a colostomy, this comparison of Lewandowski to a colostomy bag is an insult to colostomy bags.

Fuck everyone. I like porn but I’m getting increasingly uneasy about it.

Literally everything since Trump announced his candidacy in the summer of 2015 has been historic. Not good, but definitely of interest to future scholars. 

This feels like history is being made right now. 

You don’t want your kid to wear the visor of durags?  

He was just trying to keep the vomit down.

The irony is that the people making comments about his infant son are the same chuds who tell athletes to stick to sports.

You might not have noticed, but sports fans are kinda dumb.

My son can wear whatever he wants while making $330 mill

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

On the subject of rent control; I’m for it as a concept. Something needs to be done to prevent these huge hikes in rental rates based on “market rates” and “maintenance costs”. The requirements to rent are also becoming ridiculous. A typical Seattle metro area scenario:

Rent (2 bdr/1 ba) $1,600 (yes, it can be found…

Well don’t think for a moment that Trump wouldn’t sell Donnie Jr. out to save his own ass.

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

Enjoying her retirement out of the spotlight?

Yes, let’s bash Tekashi 6ix9ine for being a “snitch,” not because he’s a horrible, garbage person who sexually abused minors, physically abused other women, and has just generally been a criminal dickhead.

I am an “old” and my simple take on politics is that whatever one party proposes, the other puts down almost as a reflex. No thought goes into it. And with the Right, any social programs produce the “no” impulse as if by rote. It is so funny to me in this time of Trump that nearly all the white folks I meet who are…

This list shows that LaMelo Ball really should be seriously considered as a #1 pick. He’d be a top-30 player from day 1, possibly even sneaking into the top 20.

This is the edge I needed to finally win my fantasy basketball league. I’ll let you know how my draft turns out.

How the fuck are you going to try one up something on SNL by saying MAD Tv was better, MAD Tv isn’t even on anymore, his jokes are like his references and racism, tired and old and fucking useless.

“I’m not a runner”