That high-speed high-stepping, though! I loved it. The NCAA definitely would have flagged him for taunting and called the touchdown back.

the ball came spinning out counterclockwise because of the Oriolis Effect

And I still can’t follow it. She hacked the Matrix; that’s what I’m going with.

Or, like the Topher Grace edit, just watch the lightsaber fight and move on. 

II grew up in San Diego in the Mission Hills neighborhood. At some point when Walton Was with Clippers in SD he moved in next-door to my parents. I was the same ages Luke Walton, and my younger brother was the same age as his younger brother who I think was named Adam and nickname “Tuffy”. He was a super humble dude,…

Back when Bill Walton was calling NBA games I really did not enjoy watching those games. Turns out I really didn’t know him all that well or what he was all about.

No human has ever so precisely straddled the line between endearing and completely insufferable.

Y’all keep acting like Gase is some weirdo freak but doing at bumps at work because you only slept three hours the night before and have already drank enough coffee in the morning to tear a hole through your stomach lining is about the most New York thing imaginable.

He’s cooler than the other side of the pillow.

Exactly, two of three seemed like they were good human beings. The Swarzak’s seem like a reprehensible twosome who are more in line with most MLB couples

Gotta admit, in a story involving three baseball players and their wives, I did not think an overwhelming majority would have reasonable opinions. 

Anyway, we’re all in agreement that, “Higashioka! The Home Run stroka,” is actually very good, right? Right?

It’s so completely short sighted though. The HR is like an alley oop dunk. It’s cool because it doesn’t happen all the time.

He’s the only radio voice I’ve ever known. I like him, but I genuinely don’t know how much of that is Stockholm syndrome.

Sterling was the Hawk’s play-by-play guy when I was a kid growing up in the ‘80s in metro Atlanta. His signature call was “Dom-i-nique, Mag-ni-fique!” A quick YouTube search doesn’t turn up anything, so you’ll have to use your imagination.....

Whoa calm down there with your kinky fantasies, Suzyn. 

John Sterling Must Be Stopped

That’s baseball, Suzyn.

You can’t stop John Sterling, you can only hope to contain him.

Fuck Pompei for acting like this is a normal, good thing & fuck Gase for being THAT asshole boss who doesn’t leave his employees alone ever. The fact that he’s a mediocre coach just adds the cherry on the shit sundae.