Robo Umps don’t tweet.

Anyone else wonder why they did the court like that? The old court looked much better, this one is kind of sickly grey.

Racist iconography aside, those Washington Football Team jerseys look pretty fantastic.

He’s like a more normal-looking Don Jr.

I guess the term “Space Western” was taken literally this time.

Splinter was hardly rookie ball.

The problem is that the owners most willing to shave a couple million are also the ones NOT stocking-up on minor-leaguers and rookies.

I really liked their hat with the W inside the capitol dome they had during spring training. The Walgreens W never really did it for me.

These Trump tariffs are so bad China is trying to export censorship instead.

I don’t know, the Trop sure seemed like a pretty great home field advantage these past two games.

Pressing is real and baseball lends itself to it more than other sports I believe.

Yanks only had a .570 winning percentage against the Jays. The Twins got 41 wins against the White Sox, Tigers, and Royals alone this season.

True, but the Jays beat the Yanks a bunch this year.

Just a reminder that the Twins won 100+ games playing in the Central against such powerhouses as the Tigers and Royals. The Yankees only had the Orioles to beat-up on.

Silver four-door sedan sounds an awful lot like a cop car to me.

All I see is a major air quality problem.

Our children will study memes like we study political cartoons in Social Studies class.

Personally I think they should never do it again simply because it’s annoying as fuck.

I don’t care how much I hate the Cardinals, the “tomahawk chop” music that they pipe in on every Brave at-bat in the 9th needs to go away forever. This year, that means rooting for the St. Louis Cardinals.

Hey, don’t kink-shame.