Man marketing is so fucking effective because I practically begged my mom for Sunny D when I was a kid, and that shit is gross.

As a Yankee fan, I’m not complaining about anything other than not being able to see players I like play the game I love to watch. I miss watching Stanton hit monster dingers. I miss Severino throwing gas and filth. And I’m going to miss Dirty Dellin dealin’ knee-buckling curveballs.

I think that forever loving a player due to the thrill they provided you in the pos-season is underrated. My friend once told me they loved Ryan Howard, even after he started sucking and his contract became a giant albatross for the Phillies because he was thought to play an important role in their World Series…

Randy Levine can go fuck a bag of glass for all I care. Betances is one of the most fun relievers to watch (when he’s not being run-on) and it sucks baseball viewers won’t get to see him in the post-season this year when everything was finally looking good for him again.

I’d take a cursed season where my favorite team wins 100+ games every year.

I wonder if the new prevalence of assigned seating with your movie ticket has inadvertently led to more people voluntarily skipping the previews? When you don’t have a guaranteed seat, you definitely show up early to the movie to make sure you don’t sit in neck-hurtingsville which guaranteed you’d be sitting through…

If Biden wins the primary what are my options again? Biden or a large sack of shit? Yeah I”m voting Biden.

Having no idea who he is, I can assume by your comment that he is white.

Leave the last G off for “get the fuck outta here.”

*chef’s kiss*

Add this guy to the list of Johnsons who shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the Jets organization.

They had a falling-out over that awkward time they were both engaged in sexual predation of the same woman.

All he needs is some snow on the ground and he’ll be back to normal.

You can by the way he uses his walk.

God that still makes me shudder.

What the fuck does “Automatically buy-in” mean anyway?

Huh. I always assumed he was the one being bullied because, you know, red hair.

That’s no way to refer to the Iberian Peninsula!

He’d run every race just looking for some tasty waves and a cool buzz.

I hope they Whirlaway the horse and turn him into Seattle Slew for his crimes.