• “Ford and Debbie see Dog Day Afternoon during their first date; Ford then plays it to his Quantico students. Can we please call a moratorium on TV shows reminding us of the vastly superior movies we could be watching instead?”

Ford’s flights of literary fancy

Black Krrsantan!

Well...I’m fine with it. So there!

What if the brand of cell phone was called “the Raven?” I know, genius.

Nobody will ever believe you.

Spoilers in headlines, at least some things with AV Club haven’t changed.