“Forgive everyone always.”

Nailed it.

You’re a riot. I’ll bite.

You know what they say about assumptions.

We arr make mistakes. I tlipre checked mine to make sule thele wele none this time.

Hahaha. It wirr be lereased. Don’t wolly. It might not incrude the onrine featules, but the main game wirr most definitery lerease within this 2016. Inafune can’t affold not to.

I await pictures of all the penismobiles.

Mojo, will you wipe my mouth?

YES. Easily one of my favorite Simpsons moments.

Scrub-a-dub-dub!

The Carlton is the only thing I’ve ever spent real money on, because duh.

I don’t see how me “not being a fan” of something translates to “being surprised.”

Also not a fan of the click bait. I clicked the article (intrigued, obviously), read it, then thought “Wait, what was this supposed to be about again,” read the title, then went hmmm.

I actually already have a PS4. I bought it on release day, when our dollar wasn’t too bad. I just feel bad for any new buyers :(

Yes, but assuming we make similar pay to our American friends ($10CAD vs $10USD), we have to work more hours in order to earn that $430CAD :(

Yup. And don’t forget taxes on that! That’s why I always try to buy on kijiji whenever I can.

That is true, but we also have to take into consideration that our jobs don’t necessarily pay more than those in America. Let’s say (for the sake of argument) minimum wage is $10USD where you are and $10CAD where I am. It would take me 13 more hours of work to save up for my $430CAD PS4 than it would for you to save…

That’s where it gets complicated. $350USD is $450CAD, so technically it’s cheaper to buy it here now (and that’s not even including shipping and customs costs), but the fact that the discount we got was so little compared to what Americans got makes me sad. Feels like a $15 off coupon, rather than an actual price cut.

I still tend to think of it as the US dollar doing well (as opposed to the Canadian dollar being shit) because I lived in Tokyo for eight years up until recently (and still often go back for work), and it was the same thing: buying stuff online got suuuuper expensive compared to three-or-so years ago, because the damn…

That’s totally what I meant! But I noticed my mistake way too late. Thanks for pointing it out.