Smith: I really dug this flick.
Guest: I did too.
Followed by 29 minutes of dead air.

*Yawn

*Yawn

Why does it have to be white rage?

Tyler, the Creator (of pandering bullshit)

Did you know you can get a refill on any drink there? And it's free!

Finally someone has combined my love for Dickens and the taste of wet car keys!

"The only time the audience applauded was when I whipped a battery at the actors."

My marbles are full of mouth today.

What about Shipmates?

I hope it's a gritty reboot of Ghost Dad.

I think you're pudding a lot of pressure on the sequel.

If I would give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the pain?

I'm riding a furry tractor!

"I've heard the camera adds ten pounds. Looks like you've eaten five cameras."

You're not a person unless you are acting!

White people be commentin' like this.

Christopher Lloyd or GTFO

I anticipated it, but with this film I could see them ignoring the hawk foreshadow, and cut to Hadley pushing a button causing a "bump" in his path. Making him limp over the edge of the cliff, still playing the triumphant music.

The wedding will just be an elaborate ruse to rob the bank across the street from the church.