True to form, the first film will feature 90 minutes of someone trying to walk up a staircase. And the third film will inexplicably start halfway through the first film.

If "Boat Trip" wasn't the nail in the coffin, "Radio" was.

"These lines ain't gonna mumble themselves!"

You Win Some, You Lous Some

Good things come in bears

BEADS?!

I thought every page was required to have at least one of those.

Busey 3:16

Jesus guys, I have some tact.

Can I link to my GeoCities page?

Seems like it'd be an advantage in the industry. More ad space.

America's Next Top Top

Why does this Whitney show seem so familiar?

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much iced cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

Someone has to pay…the babysitter

Oh, so it's more like "I Hate My Teenage Daughter?"

Seems like more than the usual amount of revenge for a child-rearing comedy

He shouldn't have been doing all that walking while he was writing

I'd rather see him argue why he thought it was permissible for him to wear that Affliction t-shirt.

So Fingal doesn't Dopple?