Rey was clearly skilled in hand to hand combat and melee weapons. Kylo Ren was struck in the side by a bowcaster and had just finished a fight against Finn. She’s also clearly very force sensitive and powerful.

Fuck off.

And when you think you’re done fucking off, fuck off even further. Fuckhead.

These words made me feel like a kid again.

Reminds me of the episode of Pete & Pete where this guy (Inspector 23?) always ate everything with a knife and fork but then they gave him chicken wings which he could not properly eat with said utensils. He had to use his hands. This opened up whole new worlds to him.

Not sure about the rest of the “super-rich,” but with Trump I suspect the issue is that his hands aren’t actually large enough to, you know, hold things in them.

I would rather see kevin smiths take than snyders.

To be fair, “machine gods are eating my friends” is a very good reason to get out of Dodge.

“Alternative Facts”

And sports. Those three things are serious Oscar bait.

Best Makeup and hairstyling Suicide Squad?

No one’s lying, they’re just presenting alternative facts.

Practical effects > CGI

I’d watch the fuck out of that!

Thank you for saying this. This is just so stupid and not even funny.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

Yea I was going to say thats a pretty big stretch there.

I was unsure if there would be Morning Spoilers today or if the Dark Side taking power today had clouded visions of the future for you.

Alternate title-

It’s what I imagine a heroin high feels like, so if I stop the ear thing, then i need to start taking heroin.