Wait?! People here are getting PAID to hate on DC movies? I’ve been doing it for free like a sucker.

I believe Leonard Cohen more than deserves a place on that list.

GOD DAMN ADD ON ITEMS.

GOD DAMN ADD ON ITEMS.

I’m waiting for them to just give up and have Deadpool be the universe-crossing savior of everyone. But keep it a huge surprise. Filmed entirely in secret.

Move along, I’ve got a mouth to feed.

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

What’s a ZJ?

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

This movie is going to be bananas.

My sympathy to you, sir...Being raised in a country devoid of humor must’ve been decidedly worse.

Don’t let the saloon doors hit you where the maze don’t go on your way out.

Joke: missed.

...but then again, 90 minutes is a lot of time for a lot of awesome.

Chris Pratt, awakens from stasis... still has perfect stubble. :/

The only consistent video streaming I’ve found is via Netflix.

This Fall on Fox: Jesus Cop.

Creeeeepy!