Definitely Team #ThatsKindaLikeTooBig. I mean, that seriously looks like an *actual* trouser snake. It’s creeping me out.

I think it looks like she’s trying to do her best impression of St. Vincent. And failing completely, as one does, because St. Vincent is in inimitable queen.

Several of my coworkers have expressed interest (even excitement!) about seeing this. Not exaggerating when I say it’s shit like this that makes me want to walk out the door and never look back.

Request: can Jezebel staffers please use and review this “toilet tissue” and tell us plebes what we’re missing?

Wait, but, what was her score??