Why rain on the parade? Your post reads like it’s from a guy who hasn’t been laid since Episode III.

I dont't think he meant to reach her handlebars. I think he was trying to reach down under.

I can understand why Tyler got personal, he just assumed the Tenman didn't have a heart.

The more #CrimingWhileWhite stories you read, the more they start to sound like humblebrags than they do like addressing inequality.

I much preferred when the Airing of Grievances was limited to once a year.

Why is it that there's never a nice Range Rover around when you need it?

He's the man. He literally gives zero fucks.

Pretty sure deadmau5 is my new favorite celebrity.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry