“OMG facts!! RUN AWAY!!!”

Ah yes, the “alternative” fact that resolves all this.

“Jobs!!! Hurrrdurrr emails! Benghazi! Pizzagate! Fuck brown people! Down with Obamacare but keep the ACA!”

That’s about right.

Trump: No really... I’m gonna blow up the planet! Uh... And screw your wives! and... geez these guys are slow... Hey lets get rid of an entire religion too! It’ll be the best country there ever was, everyone will be rich or dead!

This bothers me less than I thought it would. Trump does whatever the last person to talk to him says. I imagine him doing the things Musk tells him to would be good.